I am grounded, humbled, & one with everything

And I am not cool.

Nope, not even if you paid me; Because, for one, I don't know how. For two, why should I be?

I mean, what's the big deal about straightening your hair and then teasing it to be "scene"?  Isn't that a paradox? Straightening it TO THEN TEASE IT???

What's the point of straightening it in the first place, then? Seriously.

I am a geek. A very proud one at that, also. I play acoustic guitar, and write weird lyrics, too. I write cheesy indie movies that I don't finish for the most part. (But I'll finish the one I'm working on now. I mean it.)

And, if that's not enough, my friends converse in French in restaurants. It was Friendly's, for God's sake!

But somehow, we make it cool.

And I don't care what you think about how lame yoga is. I don't give a care about your opinions on my crocheting.

Or origami.

I really don't. 

Because when it comes down to it, your "scene" will die. And I will laugh. Because that's how all fads end. Thankyouverymuch. (No, I didn't forget to use spaces. I meant it as one word.)

Mm-kay. I think I shall finish.

Fin.

-sassy kaia